(Source: , via cassidyy-xo)

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illinois:

the year is 2012

sexy has disappeared once again

only one man can bring it back

(Source: believed, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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  • porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
  • fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
  • porn site:
  • fifteen year old:
  • cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
  • fifteen year old: *starts crying*
  • cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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annawintour:

i think i’m a pretty mean person most of the time but idk i just really love doing nice things for people and making them happy i don’t like being the bitter bitch all the time

(via canntabis)

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baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

(via inhale--exhale)

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biznasties:

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart 

(via canntabis)

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snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely roadThe only one that I have ever known

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known

(via canntabis)

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  • Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
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mister-comedy:

My favorite color

mister-comedy:

My favorite color

(via toocooltobehipster)

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  • Customer: I really find it cute when guys are nice to me.
  • Me: You mean give you discount?
  • Customer: That's considered nice.
  • Me: Do you even know that we go to the same school?
  • Customer: Yeah of course!
  • Me: What's my name then?
  • Customer: Uhm.. Dave?
  • Me: It's Jason, my name is Jason.
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